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style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 8.60 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 8.90 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 9.20 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 9.50 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 9.70 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid #ededed;word-break: break-word;\"\u003e\n 10.00 \n \u003c\/td\u003e\n \n \u003ctd style=\"padding:10px;color:#525252;font-size:15px;border-top:1px solid 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\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n \u003c\/table\u003e\n Say it loud without apology. This lightweight jersey tee carries bold, outspoken text across the chest and settles in like an honest companion for nights out, rowdy bar tables, or that coffee run when you don’t want to soften the truth. The fabric breathes and drapes cleanly under a jacket or stands alone as a crisp statement. Thoughtful construction—side seams, shoulder tape, and a ribbed collar—keeps the shape looking sharp after washes. Ethically produced and REACH certified, it’s a shirt that looks straightforward and wears responsibly. If you know Mike, this tee does the talking so you don’t have to.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed \u0026amp; ring-spun cotton — lightweight, soft and breathable\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for lasting shape and durability\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar and tear-away label to reduce irritation\u003cbr\u003e- Crisp, vibrant prints applied via DTF or DTG depending on provider\u003cbr\u003e- Ethically produced and REACH certified; sourced from humane, certified factories\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Heather Orange","offer_id":44008782528630,"sku":"32005369586036036361","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XS \/ 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